Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People - Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People - Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner Trophy Guide
Guide By: JuggernautClone
There are 14 Trophies that can be earned in this title.

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Estimated trophy difficulty: 3/10
Offline trophies (breakdown): 11, 2, 1
Online trophies (breakdown): 0
Approximate time to 100%: 4-6 hours
Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1.5
Number of missable trophies: 3
Number of glitched trophies: 0
Does difficulty affect trophies?: N/A
Do cheat codes disable trophies?: N/A

Ah, Strong Bad. These cartoons on the Homestar Runner website can really make a person's day with their funny humor, but enough about that. We're talking about the game they have created and this is the first of five episodes.

This game is one of those 'point and click' kind of games, or an Adventure game. You go around as Strong Bad doing stuff to make other stuff happen. It shouldn't take you long to 100% this game if you follow this trophy guide. I say it takes 1.5 playthroughs as some the collectables can't be obtained until you get the shovel and that's towards the 2nd half of the game, so it's easier to worry about the collectables after you finish the story. However, you might have to replay the beginning as there are 4 missable trophies and they are Prank Call King, F.C.U.T.R.E.R Best Time and Trogdor Polo Chucker. See those trophies for specific details.

Also, I would save before you do the F.C.U.T.R.E.R again after you "modify" the track. That way if you don't get a good time, you can just load that save up and try again.

Save also before Homestar goes into the shower just in case you don't annoy him before hand.


Step 1: Playing through to the end of the story
Just play through the game to the end of the story. On this step you should also get the Prank Call King trophy and the These Trophies Aren't Obscure Any More! trophy so you don't have to start a new game. You should also get the F.C.U.T.R.E.R Best Time trophy as the requirement to get this trophy also happens to be required to finish the story.

See here for a full walkthrough of this game (credit to cbchaos67): LINK

Step 2: Collecting the collectables
In this step, you'll be looking for the Snake Boxer 5 Manual pages, the Teen Girl Squad cards, the hidden clothing items and getting the Obscure trophies.

Step 3: Getting the points/Clean-up
In this step you will be focusing on getting the Snakes Cower Before Me!, Snake Whisperer, and The Perfect Teen Girl Squad trophies.

[PST Would Like to Thank JuggernautClone for this Roadmap]

'Started' Act 1
User draws the track on the map. 

This is story related and cannot be missed.

You just press to bring up the map and then place it somewhere using .

The Biggest Loser
Help Strong Bad lose the race for Homestar. 

This is story related and cannot be missed.

You get this after you lose the Free Country, USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race race to Pom Pom.

Start Act 3
Homestar moves out of the house of Strong. 

This is story related and cannot be missed.

To get this your going to need a) the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, b) the cellphone with Marzipan's message on it and c) Homestar's criminal records. Go to the House of Strong and give the cellphone to Homestar in the kitchen, give the trophy to Homestar in Strong Bad's room and finally give the criminal records to Homestar in the basement. You should get the trophy after all of that.


Completed Game
Completed the game itself. 

This is story related and cannot be missed.

You get this trophy after you get rid of everybody who is partying at Strong Bad's house.

Sharp Dressed Man
Obtained all costumes. 

See Trogdor Polo Chucker.

Prank Call King
Called everyone in Strongbadia. 

MISSABLE! To get this trophy you need the cell phone. You get it after talking to Homestar for the first time. Once you have it, use it on Strong Bad (you might have to cycle through the objects using and before you have Strong Bad selected). A bunch of the characters portraits will pop up. These are the characters you need to call once:

The Cheat
Strong Bad
Coach Z
Pom Pom

You only need to call each person once for them to count.

Also, you can't call them if your in the same area as them (i.e Coach Z at The Track, Marzipan at Marzipan's house, Bubs at Bubs' Stand, etc).

You can call Homestar after you have called everybody else at least once.

If you don't do this before you give the cell phone to Homestar in the kitchen of the House of Strong, you'll have to start a new game to get the cell phone again.

Card Collector
Collected all Teen Girl Squad cards. 

See Trogdor Polo Chucker.

Cover to Cover
Collect all pages of the Snake Boxer 5 manual. 

See Trogdor Polo Chucker.

These Trophies Aren't Obscure Any More!
Earned all obscure trophies. (1) 

See Trogdor Polo Chucker.

F.C.U.T.R.E.R. Best Time
Obtained a really good time on the Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race. 

MISSABLE! This trophy is story related, but the trophy itself is a bit more. See spoiler for details.

You're going to need the following items after you lose the race on purpose as Homestar:

a) Total Load
b) Jellaton
c) Marzipan's balloons

To get the Total Load, go onto the computer at Strong Bad's house on the top floor and go through the e-mails. They say you have to wait. You can pick it up by the time Homestar moves in. You can get the Jellaton after Homestar moves in as well. It's on the table near the door that leads outside on the Main Floor of Strong Bad's house.

For the balloons, you can get these before or after losing the race. Just use the cell phone on Strong Bad and call Marzipan. Then go to Marzipan's and take the balloons on the mailbox.

Now that you have all of the items, go to The Track. Use the Jellaton on the water, then run to the heavy weight and use the balloon on it. Now head to where the turtle is. Select it, then go and select the curdled milk. Now go and select the curdled milk and then select the hurdle at the end. Now go inside the locker room.

Open up the left locker on the row of lockers next to the bench. Use the Total Load on Pom Pom's bag, then after the cutscene, go outside and select the camera.

Now you replay the F.C.U.T.R.E.R race, only this time it's easier. You need to get 15 seconds or less (if you get something like 15.42 or 15.80 or something, that still counts). If you finish the race at 16 seconds or above, it will not unlock the trophy and you will have to restart the game because you can't redo the race. I suggest you save right before you tamper with the video camera so that you can load it if you don;t get a fast enough time.

Thanks to Thunder_At_Home for informing me that this trophy is missable.

Snakes Cower Before Me!
Faced and defeated 15 levels of snakes in Snake Boxer 5. 

Do this trophy after you have gotten all of the Snake Boxer 5 Manual pages and unlocked Cobra mode.

The reason for this is, when you hold or to block, if you hold it long enough you'll see the cobra you are have a fiery outline. When the enemy boxing snake is in front of your cobra, release the block buttons to give the other snake some serious damage. Not only does it give more damage than regular attacks, but it also prevents the other snake from harming you. Do this until your Knockouts say 15, then you can keep going or die on purpose.

Snake Whisperer
Unlocked Snake Boxer 5's Cobra mode. 

Just use the code you get from the last page of the Snake Boxer 5 manual on the game Snake Boxer 5.

The Perfect Teen Girl Squad
Earn 5000 points or more in Teen Girl Squad. 

You're going to need all of the Teen Girl Squad cards to get this. If you still need them, see Trogdor Polo Chucker.

Scene 1:
Use the car keys on Whats Her Face.
Use the perfume on The Ugly One.

Scene 2:
Use the suntan lotion on The Ugly One.
Use the kissy face on The Ugly One.

Scene 3:
Use the megaphone on Cheerleader.
Use the candy bar on The Ugly One.
Use the book on So and So.

Trogdor Polo Chucker
There is no higher rank to describe your awesomeness! 

MISSABLE! For all of those trophies relating to this one, those trophies require you to get the collectables in this game to up your rank. Here is what you need to reach this rank:

Complete the story
Find 4 of 4 Snake Boxer 5 Manual Pages
Find 4 of 4 hidden clothing items
Find 4 of 4 Teen Girl Squad Cards
Obtain 4 of 4 Obscure Trophies
(MISSABLE) Call 7 of 7 people in Free Country, USA.
(MISSABLE) Beat the record for the F.C.U.T.R.E.R race (try to get 15 seconds or less)
Get 15 or more Knockouts in Snake Boxer 5
Get 5000 points in Teen Girl Squad

You need to bring up your Awesomeness page once you reach the level of Trogdor Polo Chucker. Then the trophy will unlock (thanks to rimwalker).

See here for a full walkthrough of this game (credit to cbchaos67): LINK

The ones that say MISSABLE above means that if you don't get all of those things done before the end of the game (or before certain points in the game), then you won't be able to complete those things and you won't get this trophy unless you restart the game.

Go to the link above for help with those particular missable items.

Game Info
Telltale Games
Telltale Games


US December 21, 2010

Players: 1
ESRB: Teen
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